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We Are The In Crowd by Penelope_Martinez on Flickr.

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

(Source: beeleebay, via dearatlcountmein)



cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post


once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via sleepingwithvaginas)

me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar